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Not Happening - Funny Typography Coffee Mug

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  • Available in 325 ml or 443 ml
  • Dimensions:
    • 325 ml: 8.1 cm D x 9.7 cm H
    • 443 ml: 8.6 cm D x 11.4 cm H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

About This Design

Not Happening - Funny Typography Coffee Mug

Not Happening - Funny Typography Coffee Mug

The Mug That Says It All. This hilariously expressive coffee mug features bold typography that screams: "Not Happening...Today, Tomorrow, or The Day After!" on one side and the equally blaring proclamation, "Probability Equals Zero!" on the other. This is not just a mug—it’s a statement. Perfect for parents who’ve heard "just one more" for the hundredth time, bosses who get requests that make them question reality, teachers who’ve seen it all, or anyone in a position of authority who needs their coffee time to double as a comedy routine. Give them the gift of caffeinated snark, because sometimes, a mug with attitude is exactly what they need. Cheers to making mornings a little funnier! © Wafa Y. Dahdal - All Rights Reserved.

Customer Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Leanne G.4 January 2021Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 444 ml
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Very happy with the outcome of prints.. Just note just hoping they don’t wear off like my last mug. Thanku. The wording on the mug appears 10/10👍Thanku
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sharon C.29 January 2021Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 444 ml
Creator Review
The quality of these larger mugs is very good. I have been putting mine through the dishwasher all the time and it shows no signs of fading or dulling. Ergonomically these are lovely to hold and have fast become my favourite mug for a big cup of tea or coffee. Totally recommend getting the tea infuser with the mug especially if you like using loose leaf tea, which always tastes better from my experience and is better for the environment. Printing was good, bright and most importantly accurately matches the colouring shown on the website.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.3 December 2018Verified Purchase
Combo Mug, 325 ml
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Exactly as advertised. Amazed by the fast delivery, within a week and to my door, how easy is that ! Packaging secure and safe. Product as seen on website. Everything perfect. This first time customer will be back ! Purchased one for me and two as gifts. Product Perfect. Colour perfect too.

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Product ID: 256799623158943570
Added on 6/10/25, 7:01 am
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