Nerd Uniform Ceramic Tree Decoration

You may have wanted a BB gun or ice skates for Christmas, but we wanted a short-sleeve oxford with a black tie and pocket protector (slide rule optional). Why? Duh - so you could play NASA mission controller. While your friends were outside braving the elements, you were snug and warm in your room, sipping cocoa, munching s'mores, and chain-smoking Chesterfields. Sure, your Apollo capsule may have been the box that dad's golf clubs came in, and Buzz and the guys may have been the family pets, but inside your tender imagination you were racing the godless commies to the moon.