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Narcissistic Mother's Day Card
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Narcissistic Mother's Day Card
A tapeworm is a great mother, she can contain up to 50,000 embryos at once. While the message inside the greeting card can be interpreted as cute, you know that a tapeworm hooks its head in your gut, moves all around your intestines, makes you sick and eats your food. The tapeworm does not care for its eggs, it releases them into the detritus of the lower digestive system. Many layers of meaning that your narcissistic mother will be oblivious to.
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By Patti S.30 June 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I customised this card for my Mum for Mother's day. Such a simple, yet elegant looking card. I love how easy is it to personalise it. Arrived within a good time frame and on time. My Mum loved it. We live on the other side of the world so it's lovely to be able to send something special with a personal touch. I've used zazzle for a long as I know now and I highly recommend if you want to send a specially customisable card to a loved one or friend. Great quality. Perfect
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By Andrew L.8 June 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Product was fantastic
Having restrictions in regards to going to shops , it was so easy to get what was required
Question is there a way you can get a card from the site posted to a specific address other than my own…?
Overall both cards were very nice. Stunning
Considering it was a photo of a photo it was identical to original
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By G.19 September 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Why pay $10 at a newsagent for a generic card when you can get something personalised and as thoughtful as this for $5? Arrived super quick and great quality. Perfect and great quality
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