My Villain Bag

The Perfect Villain Tote! Finally, a bag that accurately warns the public about your questionable moral compass. Whether you are currently in your "Villain Era" or just tired of being the hero who organizes everything, this tote is essential for your daily plot twists. Perfect for carrying: Plans for world domination (or just a really long grocery list). Your emotional baggage (it’s heavy, but this bag is sturdy). A snack you "accidentally" stole from the breakroom. The sheer audacity. This high-quality tote features the text "this is my Villain Bag where i keep my Villain Things" in a bold, ironic font. It makes a hilarious gift for your most chaotic friend, a tired mom, or anyone who needs a safe place to hide their doomsday device. Disclaimer: Does not actually grant superpowers... yet.