My bologna has a first name T-Shirt

My Bologna Has A First Name But No Social Security T Shirts My Bologna has a first name, but for some reason it lacks the proper documentation to live and work in the USA. I think this dumb funny t-shirt design is trying to tell me my bologna is an illegal. My bologna t-shirt told me it was married and had citizenship. That's baloney! I admit there are a lot of dumb funny tees on the web, but this one has committed a crime against national security. Now this funny t-shirt has me singing that bologna song over and over in my head. I'm feeling a little betrayed, and if you ask me why i'll say... this dumb bologna t shirt lied to me, and is full of B O L O G N A ! Now my other dumb t-shirts and funny tees want this piece of baloney out of the closet. That's funny t-shirt segregation!