Mid Century Modern Orange Christmas Stocking

Knock, knock. Who's there? Mid Century Modern Orange Pattern Christmas Stocking! Hey, with a design this retro, you don't need a punch line. This perfectly mod pattern features a vibrant orange background and rows of an adorably kitschy shape in green, red, turquoise, black & white, and wood grain. The shape probably has a name, but, for the life of us, we don't know it! Whatever it is, it's a definite tribute to the atomic era of the 1950s and 1960s. Buy this product and name the shape yourself. What about, "Betty"? It sort of looks like a Betty to us. Orange you glad we are so funny when try to get all of the important catchphrases into our write-ups? Zazzle, jet-age, space age, sophisticated, whimsical, Strange Little Onion… We just thought we would throw in a few more catchphrases for good measure. Thanks for your purchase. Betty thanks you, too!