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Merry Kissmyass Funny Holiday Card

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm L x 17.8 cm H (portrait); 17.8 cm L x 12.7 cm H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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Merry Kissmyass Funny Holiday Card

Merry Kissmyass Funny Holiday Card

Send holiday wishes with a twist! This Merry Kissmyass holiday card delivers a heavy dose of sarcasm wrapped in festive style. Featuring a cheeky Santa hat and bold lettering, it’s perfect for friends and family who appreciate humour over Hallmark. Whether you're skipping the sugar-coated greetings or just being your unapologetic self, this card will definitely stand out in the holiday mail stack. Sassy, hilarious, and 100% you.
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Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating10.1K Total Reviews
8297 total 5-star reviews1217 total 4-star reviews252 total 3-star reviews125 total 2-star reviews204 total 1-star reviews
10,095 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous7 January 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
I was so impressed with Zazzle’s products. I ordered a digital Christmas card and 10 printed cards. My order arrived promptly. So easy to use the website. This will be my go to website for greeting cards from now on.
3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 10.8 cm x 14 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Disappointing as I thought I was buying a folded card, not a postcard. Turns out flat card, means postcard! Nothing wrong with the quality just not what I wanted. 😔.
3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Disappointing purchase as I thought I was getting a folded card, not a postcard. Useless for what I wanted. Waste of money. Also printing appeared slightly off centre.

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Product ID: 256280097999224269
Added on 19/11/25, 3:32 am
Rating: G