March Against the Boston Blizzards 2015!! Postcard

In 2015, Boston weather has acted with complete irresponsibility & shocking disregard for the rights of our cold-climate citizens. Beantown's hale & hearty people are still hale & hearty, but this year even hale & hearty has had enough. Our grousing, legislative petitions, prayers, and abject pleading bring no relief. Outraged Bostonians must now turn to marching en masse round and round Faneuil Hall to demonstrate our outrage. We've done it before: ask the Brits! HAH! So spread the message with this special (and stupidly cheap!) postcard to rouse your friends and family to throw off the chains the blizzards have shackled us with! After all, how many times have you dug out the cranky old man across the street who calls the cops every time you throw a moderately loud party? So it's time to march and organise, organise, organise! Put these effin blizzards on the run!!