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Life's too short

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
    • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

About This Design

Life's too short

Life's too short

***Copy*** Life's too short to spend it with people that annoy you. You don't annoy me. ***Customisation*** Change the background colour and the text. ***About the Art*** This design features a two-toned dot pattern to replicate advertisements from the 1950’s. iRetroDesigns pairs retro images with sarcasm. ***About the Artist*** This retro design was created by artist Glennis McClellan. Check out gifts for the sarcastic GAL in your life at our other store Chicksonly
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Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
6760 total 5-star reviews495 total 4-star reviews72 total 3-star reviews27 total 2-star reviews33 total 1-star reviews
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By E.15 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Small (10.2 cm x 14.2 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Very impressed with the quality of my personalised birthday card. Also received it very quickly .

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Product ID: 137604407999194718
Added on 3/2/18, 1:26 pm
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