Last In Space Card

You forgot someone's birthday. You feel terrible. You want the ground to open up and swallow you whole. You are beside yourself with woe and self loathing. But wait, all is not lost. By simply purchasing then sending this card you can be transformed from the type of person who forgets birthdays to the type of person who everyone wants to know! How you ask ?? well it's simple. The truth is you were abducted by aliens from another planet and this card is the proof. Simply add the recipients name after the word "Hi" then add your name after the word "it's" and you will be home and dry! No need to thank me Harry Cover-making the world a happier place