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Jesus "Hammered" -

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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s Customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Matte

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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Jesus "Hammered" -

Jesus "Hammered" -

Joseph assures Mary that Jesus will never get "hammered" (drunk). He was kinda right! See more of my unique atheist creations at Zazzle.com/atheistcards and —>DOWNLOAD my FREE CARDS at: atheistcards.com.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating103 Total Reviews
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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I love how my "Happy Pupcrossing!" postcard turned out! It's so pretty! Zazzle prints top notch postcards and greeting cards! This postcard is available in my online Zazzle shop without the text on it if you're not a Postcrosser. The easiest way to find my Zazzle shop is through my associate link which is located on the navigation bar of my artist website Ink Goes Wild Alaska. I earn a little extra profit when you use that link. Corinne Danzl Ink Goes Wild Alaska.
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By Mary E.15 August 2026 • Verified Purchase
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I sent these out as my Christmas cards last year and received a lot of compliments!
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Product ID: 137865490155385173
Added on 4/11/22, 7:42 am
Rating: G