It's Not Going To Lick Itself Funny Holiday T-Shirt

This women’s basic t-shirt delivers holiday humor with zero subtlety, featuring a bold white stylized text print that reads “IT’S NOT GOING TO LICK ITSELF,” paired with a playful red and white candy cane graphic. Designed for easy, everyday comfort, this tee turns festive cheer into laugh-out-loud sarcasm that instantly grabs attention. Perfect for Christmas parties, gift exchanges, or anyone who loves edgy seasonal humor, it’s a statement piece that spreads laughs just as fast as holiday spirit. Fun, cheeky, and unapologetically memorable, this shirt is made to be worn, shared, and talked about.