Indifference Is My Superpower - Yellow Text T-Shir T-Shirt

Let's face it, you're always as cool as a cucumber -- because "caring" is for LOSERS! Your ex always used to gripe you weren't listening, but they just didn't see the whole picture. And STILL don't. Annoying boss? No problem. Spill bourbon on your laptop? Handled. To others, you often appear as the eye in the centre of the Hurricane of Life, but no one knows the REAL you. It's time to let the whole world appreciate the unsung hero you are! The shirt quality is excellent, and the yellow text on black is appropriately jarring. Hey! I just realised, this makes a great gift after the next time someone asks, "Did you miss me?" In a world that offers so little to be excited about, maybe it's time you got excited about a shirt!