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Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

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Illegal Farts Card

Maybe there's something unique to a Dad's diet, or maybe it's just something that happens when you become a father. Whatever the reason, there is no denying that there is no fart more potent, pungent or likely to cause wallpaper to peel off than that of a Dad. Other people fart, but you have to admit that your Dad's farts are probably what the air in Hell smells like, and if the United Nations were to discover them, your Dad's bottom would be registered as a factory producing weapons of mass destruction. This is a great Fathers Day or birthday card, making an affectionate joke about your Dad's farts.
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By Anonymous10 September 2026 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
This particular order was fine and arrived in a timely manner. .
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By Colleen S.16 April 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I can never find nice fathers day cards from the dog, so to be able to make one at a very reasonable price is perfect. Printing and quality of card stock is also perfect.
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By Angela M.7 September 2023 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: 12,7 × 17,8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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The card was perfect for Father’s Day My father loved looking at the pictures and they bought back happy memories He showed everyone who came to visit him. The writing and pictures all came out clear They were easy to read and look at

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Illegal Farts Card
Product ID: 137528397196870541
Added on 04/06/2009, 2:08 am
Rating: G