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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
309 Total Reviews
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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

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If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

If You Were Milk Funny Over the Hill Birthday Card

Give a friend or family member a laugh for their birthday with a funny sarcastic birthday card. All wording on this card is simple to personalise, including quote that reads "Look, I'm not saying that you're old but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first." The unique modern square design features handwritten style typography and a pastel blue distressed watercolor background. Getting older is the perfect opportunity to make a few over the hill jokes, especially if the old fart enjoys a little bit of rude sarcasm humour at their expense. Happy Birthday! May you have a day free of any unpleaseant smells!

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4.8 out of 5 stars rating309 Total Reviews
278 total 5-star reviews18 total 4-star reviews6 total 3-star reviews2 total 2-star reviews5 total 1-star reviews
309 Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By gloria w.21 July 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Very happy with card, very good quality. Photos were clear. Quick to send. Very satisfied with colours and images.
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Michaela A.27 February 2021 • Verified Purchase
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Arrived today and the package was soggy which is strange because Perth hasn't had rain recently and it has rendered the whole thing unusable. 🥺 Otherwise would be 5 stars. Would have been fantastic. See above comments.
1 out of 5 stars rating
By J.8 September 2021 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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I have not received the card I ordered 2nd August 21 it was for an 80th birthday on 15/9/21. It is a brilliant idea and the card I expect to be lovely but it is very disappointing that it is taking so long. Even though I allowed a month and a half as enough time for delivery I am concerned it will not arrive before the birthday. I would appreciate a response. Order ID: 131-45521615-4708683 It was a Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Semi-Gloss, Corner: Normal. I expect the card to be lovely and will let you know when/if I receive it

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Product ID: 256746522937254542
Added on 7/1/23, 2:14 pm
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