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I Want You: To Lance My Hemorrhoid

4.9 out of 5 stars rating
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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s Customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
    • Blank white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

About This Design

I Want You: To Lance My Hemorrhoid

I Want You: To Lance My Hemorrhoid

Classic with new twist! I Want You posters are guaranteed a laugh, just page through them and see what this crazy old man wants. Each has him in his trademark pointing pose and saying, "I Want You" and then something absolutely ridiculous.
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Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
6766 total 5-star reviews495 total 4-star reviews71 total 3-star reviews27 total 2-star reviews36 total 1-star reviews
7,395 Reviews
5 out of 5 stars rating
By James F.7 August 2013 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Card arrived very promptly and as described. Quality was great, no complaints.
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By E.15 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered

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Product ID: 137826143329613017
Added on 2/5/11, 10:22 am
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