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I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!

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I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!

I Swear To Drunk I'm Not God!

The Conversation Clovers (TM) Collection by Shamrockz. Funny irish t-shirts and gifts for your Saint Patrick's Day parties, parades, pub-crawls and Irish celebrations. Forty different funny verses on lucky green four-leaf clovers to wear, share and most of all CELEBRATE green beer day with all of your friends! Some are funny, some are offensive, some are cute, and some are downright naughty! Great to wear out together with your buddies for a fun night out. Check out the whole collection at the Shamrockz online store - as well as hundreds of other hilarious St. Patrick's Day tee shirts and gifts.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
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By E.15 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Small (10.2 cm x 14.2 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Very impressed with the quality of my personalised birthday card. Also received it very quickly .

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Product ID: 137805635827666174
Added on 11/2/10, 2:17 pm
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