I spent Elon's $8 on this sticker instead

Don't want to pay for Elon Musk's Twitter Blue checkmark? Why not send that $8 to me? I am poor and need money. Elon Musk wants $8.00 for Twitter Blue, some of you don't want to pay it. Why not send it to me? I am seriously poor and will buy ramen noodles and grape drink with the money. You can send money once or many times. It doesn't matter to me. Plus, I won't disappoint you with my bad tweets. I'll use the money to pay for my weekly subscription to a online course or maybe even invest in a business that I can use to make more money for myself. With eight dollars, I could make a difference in my life, and I would be eternally grateful. And I promise to use the money wisely! Also, I am 100% serious. I have nothing against Elon, I am just poor. Enjoy!