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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Make custom invitations and announcements for every special occasion! Choose from various curated paper types, shapes and sizes to design a card that's perfect for you.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait or landscape)
  • Envelopes included but can be removed if not needed
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed
  • Add photos and text to both sides of this flat card at no extra charge
  • Various curated paper types to choose from
  • Designer Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note that this product’s customisable design area measures 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm. For best results please add 0.16 cm bleed.

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle

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“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

“I Never Drink… Wine” Vampire Horror Humour Invitation

Summon your guests with style and bite. This gothic invitation card features a dashing vampire toasting the night with a bottle labelled “Vintage Full Bodied,” set against a moonlit castle backdrop. The quote “I never drink… wine” adds a wickedly witty touch, perfect for Halloween parties, gothic soirées, or vampire-themed events. Why It Sets the Mood: • Striking design that blends horror, humour, and high drama • Ideal for spooky celebrations, costume parties, or elegant undead gatherings • Makes a memorable first impression with cinematic flair • Customisable text for all your haunting details
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By Sue M.17 January 2025 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
My invites arrived on time and beautiful quality. Definitely was worried for my first order but will definitely order from Dazzle in the future.
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By Anonymous14 April 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Gorgeous, elegant design on high quality stock card. Thank you, Terry for adding a touch of glamour to our intimate elopement.
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By Jaids K.13 March 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Invitation, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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It was better than I could’ve ever imagined and so easy to create! Why spend hundreds of dollars to get a invitation company to produce something you can do yourself! Better than I could’ve ever imagined!

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Added on 7/8/25, 4:07 pm
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