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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

I Have Selective Hearing Funny Sarcastic Dad Joke Card

A perfect card for anyone with a sarcastic sense of humor! This “I Have Selective Hearing — Sorry You Weren’t Selected Today” design features bold distressed typography and a witty message that dads, grandpas, retirees, and humor lovers enjoy. Great for birthdays, Father’s Day, retirement parties, office humor, or everyday wear. A funny gift for men who love dry humor, sarcastic jokes, and classic bold statement card. • Funny sarcastic grandpa & dad humor • Great retirement or birthday gag gift • Distressed bold lettering for impact • Perfect for men with a sense of humor • Available in multiple colors & fits
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.8K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.21 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Beautiful card and good quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By DARREN W.6 June 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
The ude of a completely personal and very up-to-date concept using the Avatar this card will be the perfect way for me to send my love you & miss you greetings whilst I am away. Perfect print and very clear
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lisa U.21 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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A beautiful card. Highest quality materials and print. Misunderstood the explanation of the gold accent. I took it as the design would be metallic in its appearance. Still a lovely card and I am extremely happy with it overall. Perfect, only that I expected the gold to be metallic.

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Added on 10/12/25, 11:20 am
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