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I Don't Run: The Evolution of a Runner 2027 Funny Calendar

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Turn your favourite photos into a year's worth of moments worth looking forward to. Add a different image to each month, use Calendar Grid Transparency to mark off birthdays, anniversaries, and school events, and choose the year, start date, and grid style that fits your life. Available in three sizes with vibrant full-bleed printing — it's a thoughtful gift that earns wall space all year.

  • Available in 3 sizes:
    • Small: 13.97 cm L x 17.78 cm W
    • Medium: 21.59 cm L x 27.94 cm W
    • Large: 27.94 cm L x 36.20 cm W
  • Printed on sturdy, high-quality paper with vibrant full-colour, full-bleed printing
  • Choose from 16 unique grid styles, 21 language and culture styles, and 4 holiday and event templates
  • Pick your own year, start and end dates, and calendar length
  • Wire binding available in 2 colours
  • Makes a great holiday gift for family members
  • Not intended for children under 8 years of age — may contain a sharp point
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I Don't Run: The Evolution of a Runner 2027 Funny Calendar

One runner's year, from "I don't run" in January to "It's only a 50K" in December. On the way: a goose, the orange shoes, a heart rate of 187 while teaching the teen to drive, a 10K that work calls a marathon, races in pen and birthdays in pencil, and ten days injured that the whole house remembers. Each month is a hand-drawn ink-and-watercolour page with two short notes, and the second one is the punchline. A little march-of-progress line-up shows how far he has evolved. A funny Christmas gift for a runner, or for the family who watched it happen.
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By Andrew M.7 March 2020 • Verified Purchase
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Stunning artwork, ordering this is a decision I'm glad I made. Will be looking forward to purchasing more calendars from this creator in the years to come. Printing turned out exactly as expected, all the images are vivid and beautiful. The '2020' I placed out the front is correctly fitted along with all the other customisations I tweaked with.
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By Ridz S.6 February 2026 • Verified Purchase
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The custom calendar has been designed so professionally and my 2 beautiful boys look gorgeous in those pics! I'm very impressed. Got more for my family too and they all really like it. Thank you so much!
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By Tanya E.14 November 2023 • Verified Purchase
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I love the artwork in this calendar. As a border collie owner / family, the humorous and beautiful designs for each month are always fun to turn to the next month to see what's next. Printing is spot on.

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I Don't Run: The Evolution of a Runner 2027 Funny Calendar
Product ID: 256955342282012453
Added on 15/10/2026, 2:02 pm
Rating: G