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I Am A Perfect A-hole Belated Birthday Card

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s Customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Matte

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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I Am A Perfect A-hole Belated Birthday Card

I Am A Perfect A-hole Belated Birthday Card

You missed another birthday? You a-hole. Send this card. It says it all. The laugh it gives might just get you out of trouble. This card is customisable! Just click "customise it" and you can change the wording inside, change the background colour, or whatever you can think of to ruin this perfectly good design.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating373 Total Reviews
348 total 5-star reviews11 total 4-star reviews0 total 3-star reviews2 total 2-star reviews12 total 1-star reviews
373 Reviews
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
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By J.19 February 2022 • Verified Purchase
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Great researching old photos and creating a memorable card for my ex boss. She loves pink by the way! Great quality and images were clear, highly recommended for that personal touch
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By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Very impressed with the quality of my personalised birthday card. Also received it very quickly .

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Added on 14/11/12, 7:09 pm
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