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Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut

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Style: Credit Card Bottle Opener

Throw back a cold one at any time of day with a custom credit card opener that easily fits into your wallet. Made with stainless steel, this credit card opener can withstand the test of time. Customize an opener with images, designs and text to show off your style. The perfect gift for your groomsmen!

  • Dimensions: 5 cm w x 8.2 cm l x 0.3 cm h.
  • Fits into a wallet's credit card slot.
  • All over printing with protective coating.
  • Stainless steel construction for extra durability.
  • Creator Tip: To ensure the highest quality print, please note this product’s customisable design area measures 5 cm x 8.5 cm (2" x 3.35"). For best results please add 0.4 cm (1/6") bleed.

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Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut

Houston I Have So Many Problems Astronaut

Drifting somewhere between panic and punchline this unlucky astronaut floats through space with eyes bulging and helmet cracked clearly having a very bad day among the stars. His horrified expression says it all—this mission has gone spectacularly off the rails. Surrounded by the words Houston I Have So Many Problems the design turns cosmic catastrophe into comedy blending sci-fi chaos with dark humour for a delightfully doomed space adventure. Tags: astronaut, space, zombie, cosmic, sci-fi, humour, funny, panic, distressed, cosmonaut, helmet, meltdown, space humour, astronaut humour, funny space quote, cosmic comedy, sci fi humour, dark humour space, astronaut joke, retro space vibe, galaxy humour, sarcastic space quote, nerdy space humour, outer space comedy, astronaut meltdown

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4.8 out of 5 stars rating231 Total Reviews
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By Andrea O.2 March 2020Verified Purchase
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Got this as a gift and my friend was in love! I was told the bar key is super durable and easy to use! Got one for my self soon after! I added 3 pictures and all 3 looked really clear, not blurry at all and there was no bleed. Added some text as well and the font was perfect!
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Product ID: 256468580406412144
Added on 13/3/26, 7:03 am
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