Horns Are For Cows T-Shirt

Loud pipes, open roads, and zero tolerance for jackass cagers looking at their phones when your gremlin bell isn't working. This dry-humour illustration reflects those moments of wistful thinking we've all had while navigating rude or clueless traffic—offering a gritty, witty spin on ATGATT. The retro-inspired graphic features a hand-drawn style G.I. rider atop a WWII-era motorcycle (complete with his trusted Thompson) who clearly doesn't need a horn to get someone's attention. Crafted for riders, bikers, and even cagers who are riders at heart, this comfortable, durable tee is perfect for your next long weekend cruise, rally, or garage workshop session. Note the front fender registration: OICU812. If you don't get it at first, say it out loud.