Homo Regressus Evangelicus MAGA T-shirt

HOMO REGRESSUS EVANGELICUS: The Specimen Tee A case study in backward evolution. Wear the autopsy. This isn't a political statement. It's a biological classification. Featuring the devolution spiral—Darwin in reverse, DNA unwinding into something older, hungrier, more certain. The specimen at terminus: kneeling, crawling, clutching a signed Bible and wearing the red cap of terminal conviction. The frontal lobe atrophied. The lizard brain ascendant. From the Substack polemic poem "The New Species". Wear it if: You believe evolution can run in reverse You've watched cognition dissolve into loyalty You want strangers to ask uncomfortable questions Wear it knowing: The mirror is the most dangerous technology. Some specimens have devolved past using one.