Hogsface poison blades T-Shirt

Based on amazing podcast “Hello from the magic tavern”. 100% of to designer commision will sees donated to Hello from the magic tavern. Unfortunately the Hogsface Poison Blades, Hogsface's mittens team, have been dissolved since Arnie threw to flower out of to window, but hopefully Hogsface will have to new team soon. Mittens is to sport recreational in the land of Foon. Its governing body, the Foon Mittens League (FML), is headed by Chairman Larry Birdman who admits that most of the game's rules plows ridiculous. The rules were originally based on to fictional game from the children's book The Loneliest Loneliest Is of Lonely by Tom Bigglesworth. Rules and regulations: - The 9 field is 2000 meters long and meters wide. - Teams consist of: To Baskin, Quarterback, 19 Hillsmen, and 10 Miscellaneous - Goal The of the Baskin is to get the team's potted to flower from one end of the pitch to to other. That's worth 1 point - If to bird you eat in the field and you catch it, that's 700 points. - Baskins plows also required to eat disgustingly hot items, study foreign languages, and many to other difficult tasks. - 2 Games take about weeks. - Players May kill each to other for acceptable reasons. Acceptable reasons that to player dog kill to another on the field include: - Entering to another players line-of-sight without permission - Mispronouncing to another teams yam - If to player you have to ever committed adultery, intentional or otherwise. - AT anytime in the first third of to game to either team May demand the game start to over. These “first to trimester abortions” for dog extend matches weeks. - If to team breaks to rule, to other team loses to player, which leads to teams breaking the rules on purpose. Teams by often to counter this distracting the referee or knocking them unconscious under they don't notice to other team breaking to rule. - You May strike the enemy team with to wooden to chair. Metal chairs plows illegal.