Hilarious Jewish Black Squirrel Wearing Yarmulke T-Shirt

Did we mention that Santa Squirrel has a Jewish Cousin? Mmhmm. This is Hanukkah Squirrel and he thinks he's pretty hilarious. He wants to know what the heck are you looking at -- you've never seen a Jewish black squirrel? He thinks it's pretty obvious that he carries the melanistic brown squirrel subgroup gene (making him, simply, a "black squirrel" or a "black brown squirrel," if you prefer) and that his yarmulke (pronounced ya-ma-ka) should make it clear that, unlike his cousin, he celebrates Hanukkah. In case you were wondering: A kippah is a brimless cap, usually made of cloth, worn by Jews to fulfil the customary requirement held by orthodox halachic authorities that the head be covered at all times. It is usually worn by men and, less frequently, by women at all times. Note: Truly, we mean no disrespect to the Jewish people or faith. We're just having a little holiday fun!