He is Risen...So are Expectations - Easter Card

A deceptively traditional Easter card with a sharp turn. From the outside, it’s classic and respectful: a vintage-style religious Easter design with the familiar message “He is risen.” Inside, it delivers the truth everyone’s thinking. Perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, uncomfortable pauses, and Easter cards that don’t try too hard to be cheerful. Why you’ll love it: Vintage-inspired design with a subtle edge Dry, dark humor without swearing Ideal for friends, family, or anyone surviving Easter expectations Looks sincere on the outside, brutal on the inside Inside text: So are expectations. Good luck. Happy Easter. Great for fans of sarcastic cards, minimalist humor, and jokes that land about half a second too late.