Hard Rock Holidays funny holiday postcard

We're not really sure what inspired this hilarious, hard-rockin' holiday postcard. It probably started with The Creatives, but the details are sketchy and the evidence mostly obscured, so who knows. But regardless of source, it definitely involved several kegs of hard cider, which is the only liquid our creative director lets us drink in December. The last thing we remember is diving through a giant flaming pentagram while a Judas Priest record blasted in reverse in the background. Anyhow, see that awesome faceless electric guitarist up there? He's a vector graphic from Pixabay. Isn't he just great? Make sure you show him to all of your friends. He is much better than the vector graphics on other holiday cards. Thanks for shopping, and have a hard rockin', hallway deckin', stocking stuffin', Santa slayin' holiday season!