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Happy Birthday Best Time to Sow Wild Oats

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Happy Birthday Best Time to Sow Wild Oats

Happy Birthday Best Time to Sow Wild Oats

Best Time to Sow Your Wild Oats personalised funny birthday greeting card for a woman features a photograph of a highway (through Death Valley but you don't have to tell the recipient that) heading towards mountains with text that says, "So what if you're another year older? Getting older can be a wonderful thing." On the inside is a sky with a rainbow and text that says, "Everyone knows the best time to sow your wild oats is when you're guaranteed crop failure." And this is the truth. This funny birthday greeting could be given to anyone but is most likely for a woman who's getting a little older than she'd like and needs to see a bright side.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating359 Total Reviews
338 total 5-star reviews11 total 4-star reviews0 total 3-star reviews1 total 2-star reviews9 total 1-star reviews
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By Lyn B.19 December 2021 • Verified Purchase
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This was exactly what was wanted for my piano crazy grandson! He is self taught & is now having lessons by a top teacher and has been asked to play at various venues in the US! We are so proud of him and this card was so just right for him! I couldn’t tell because I had it sent directly to him because I am in Australia & he is in the US but he said it was beautiful!!

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Product ID: 137906129410891670
Added on 11/4/21, 1:31 pm
Rating: G