Green Weenii Golf Balls Wilson® Ultra 500 Distance

These original Green Weenii Wilson® Ultra 500 Distance Golf Balls will set you apart from all of those other schmoes out there on the green wasting their time using "ordinary" golf balls. That GREEN WEENII MOJO will get you closer to the game-winning hole-in-one you've always dreamed of. Closer, I say. The rest is up to you. Victory will finally be yours! Then it's back to the clubhouse to celebrate. GW, on the other hand, needs no "Green Jacket"...he was born with one. He's happy if he gets it through the little windmill and into the clown's mouth. Anyway, you'll love these fine-quality Wilson® golf balls! And, you know they're the best, 'cuz they're from Paul McGehee's "Green Weenii" comics.