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Go touch grass card

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Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you; custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Go touch grass card

Go touch grass card

Markets closed? Perfect time to stop staring at charts and go touch some actual grass. This funny crypto-inspired greeting card is made for traders, investors, chart addicts, and anyone who needs a reminder that life exists outside the market. A playful gift for crypto lovers, stock market fans, and anyone who checks prices one too many times. Go touch grass. The charts will still be there later.
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4.8 out of 5 stars rating423 Total Reviews
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By Dionisio A.24 June 2019 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 14 cm x 19 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Very easy to edit, order and fast delivery. The final product was beautiful too. Thank you! Great quality card! Paper was really beautiful.
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By Jennifer W.4 April 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Scalloped, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Truly beautiful’ Thank you.
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By Lee B.4 September 2020 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Card arrived super fast ( paid for express post due to covid but even production was quick) Good quality card paper and print looks nice. Printing of text looks great actual image isn't the clearest but it's only a phone image so it was kind of expected.

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Product ID: 256290439029583530
Added on 16/09/2026, 2:57 am
Rating: G