Get The Hell Away From Me. T-Shirt

Don't you just hate crowds? Don't you just hate waiting in line at Costco or Sam's Club, with that fidgety-looking bespectacled creepy guy behind you, inching ever-closer to you and invading your personal space with the irrational belief that it will make the line move faster? With this shirt, you don't have to waste your precious energy uttering those words you so badly wish you could scream in his face at that moment - instead, you can just turn around, give him the evil eye, hope that he's literate enough to read your shirt, and has enough common sense to evacuate your personal space with the swiftness of a man being chased by a pack of rabid lemurs.