Generation X Pizza Coaster

If you're Gen-X, you remember playing football in the yard, building a tree fort, and spending days at the pool, bowling alley, or arcade with your friends. Today? Not so much. Your weekend evenings are spent binge-watching the latest drama because even if your friends hadn't all moved away already, socialising would just be too much work. So, as you spend half an hour just figuring out what you don't want to watch on your half-dozen streaming services, at least put your drink on an appropriate coaster.