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Funny “You’re Not Old” Birthday Card

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
    • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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Funny “You’re Not Old” Birthday Card

Funny “You’re Not Old” Birthday Card

Funny “you’re not old, you’re retro” is the perfect birthday message for the recipient who’s struggling with reaching an over-the-hill age. With a retro 1950s pin-up girl on the cover.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating359 Total Reviews
338 total 5-star reviews11 total 4-star reviews0 total 3-star reviews1 total 2-star reviews9 total 1-star reviews
359 Reviews
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By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
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By Lyn B.19 December 2021 • Verified Purchase
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This was exactly what was wanted for my piano crazy grandson! He is self taught & is now having lessons by a top teacher and has been asked to play at various venues in the US! We are so proud of him and this card was so just right for him! I couldn’t tell because I had it sent directly to him because I am in Australia & he is in the US but he said it was beautiful!!

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Product ID: 137283876406209610
Added on 21/5/20, 3:10 pm
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