Funny Sarcastic Valentine’s Day Card – Custom Text

Make Valentine’s Day funny, sweet, and totally personal with this customisable sarcastic Valentine card. Add your own message or use playful lines like “You’re My Favourite Human,” “I Love You More Than Pizza,” “Still Crushing on You,” or “You’re My Valentine… Lucky You.” Perfect for husbands, wives, boyfriends, or girlfriends — especially for inside jokes like “I Picked You. No Refunds,” “Best Husband. No Competition,” or “I Love You Even When You Snore.” A cute, witty, personalised love card for couples who prefer humour over cheesy romance.