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Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

Funny Retirement - Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension! Card

Say farewell to deadlines and meetings — it’s vacation time forever! This funny retirement card for a woman features the witty quote: “Goodbye Tension, Hello Pension!” A bright and cheerful beach design makes this card the perfect mix of humour and celebration. Great for coworkers, teachers, friends, or family members starting their new stress-free chapter. Features: Funny and lighthearted quote Playful cartoon-style beach illustration Bright, cheerful vacation colours Ideal for female retirees, coworkers, or friends with a great sense of humour Occasion: Retirement, Farewell, New Chapter, Celebration Perfect Gift For: Women who love humour, relaxation, and celebrating their well-earned freedom!
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.21 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Beautiful card and good quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By DARREN W.6 June 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Zazzle Reviewer Program
The ude of a completely personal and very up-to-date concept using the Avatar this card will be the perfect way for me to send my love you & miss you greetings whilst I am away. Perfect print and very clear
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Lisa U.21 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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A beautiful card. Highest quality materials and print. Misunderstood the explanation of the gold accent. I took it as the design would be metallic in its appearance. Still a lovely card and I am extremely happy with it overall. Perfect, only that I expected the gold to be metallic.

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Product ID: 256741459026772357
Added on 8/10/25, 6:14 am
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