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Funny Old Geezer Birthday Card - Bumper Stickers

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Matte

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Funny Old Geezer Birthday Card - Bumper Stickers

Funny Old Geezer Birthday Card - Bumper Stickers

Hilarious Bumper Stickers for Seniors cards and gifts. Make great and funny gifts for the senior or near to be senior in your life. Tease someone you know about getting older. Great gift for the older driver in your life. They make very funny retirement gifts. Captions like: YES, my blinker is on. I’ve completely forgot where I’m going! My other car is a motorised SCOOTER! YES I’m driving but you can’t see me ‘cause SHRUNK! When you see my reverse lights, RUN LIKE HELL! If you don’t like my driving tell it to somebody who can HEAR!’
Wandering Melon Cartoons
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating358 Total Reviews
337 total 5-star reviews11 total 4-star reviews0 total 3-star reviews1 total 2-star reviews9 total 1-star reviews
358 Reviews
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Product ID: 137531753981173779
Added on 15/2/21, 8:42 am
Rating: G