Funny Novelty Personalised Cure-All Vintage Hip Flask

This humourous custom flask design is made to look like an old Victorian or Edwardian newspaper advertisement bottle label for a miraculous "cure all" remedy made by a quack medical doctor. The background looks mottled and slightly worn and the text reads, "[Your Name's] patented Restorative / cures headache, spasms, pain, nervous fits, hysteria, blues, typhoid, heart palpitations, seasickness, flatulence, consumption, fainting spells, black death, and leprosy / may cause blindness / best quality guaranteed / prepared at the [your name's] medical laboratory." Add your name to the two templates, along with the word "medical" in the second field, to personalise this hilarious snake-oil flask. One gulp of your own patented magical elixir and you're good to go!