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Funny holiday card eggnog lactose intolerant

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny holiday card eggnog lactose intolerant

Funny holiday card eggnog lactose intolerant

Wish someone a joyful and heartwarming holiday season with this festive Christmas card that's sure to bring a smile to your loved ones' faces! 🎅🏼🎄 Featuring a hilarious hand-drawn illustration of a lime-green mug overflowing with eggnog labelled "EGG NOG," this card is perfect for those with a dark sense of humour or dairy-sensitive family members. The punchline text below reads, "ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR WHEN YOURE REMINDED THAT YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY IS LACTOSE INTOLERANT. HAPPY HOLIDAYS (GOOD LUCK)." With its cheeky design and witty message, this card is the ideal choice for spreading some holiday cheer and laughter this season. 🎁
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By Janice K.18 December 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
An adorable design. Love the colours. So many gorgeous designs to choose from but in the end I found perfection. A well printed card on excellent paper. East to use site. arrived fairly quickly.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Robyn H.28 December 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Card was exactly as created and ordered & the recipient loved it. Happy customer.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By CuppaTea A.7 July 2023 • Verified Purchase
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What a great Christmas card this is with our very own black toy poodle Coco as the main attraction. She looks fantastic against the red of this card! Superb quality printing as always when using zazzle. Colours bright and vibrant, really wonderful!

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Product ID: 256957289610851321
Added on 14/10/25, 3:47 pm
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