Funny get well wish for beer lover card

Doctors are shocked by what they found in your system, reads this funny get well greeting card, which features a drawing of two wide-eyed doctors, acknowledging the patient's chart. The inside rescues the reader from the comical hint of medical trouble by capitalizing on the recipient's love for beer. The card is designed with a beer drinker in mind, family member, a coworker, or anyone who is recovering from a not too serious health issue requiring a hospital stay or a few trips to a physician. Either way, he or she will delight at the words, "They found normal stuff. The laid heavy odds that there would only be beer."