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Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm (portrait); 14.2 cm x 10.2 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

Funny Get Well Card – Sorry You Almost Died

For the friend who’s a little dramatic—or for someone who really did almost die and can laugh about it. Make it extra fun with a colorful envelope liner (optional upgrade). Patterns vary slightly, so the section of paper you receive may differ from the photo, but every liner is hand-cut and equally awesome.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating17.9K Total Reviews
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sharon C.14 March 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I was extremely happy with the quality of this item. The card (stock) used to print on was beautiful and the sharp print quality was faultless. It feels like a good quality product to hold and writes on very well. Brilliant! I could not fault the accuracy of colours and print sharpness, especially as it is on a matt stock. The gradients came out beautifully with a good glow and vividness.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous7 December 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Perfectly delivered and great quality. Very happy and will buy again!
1 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous26 September 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
I’m not one to write reviews but card arrived with stains across the back of . Feels cheap and cardboard like quality. Can’t speak to an agent as wait time is 845 minutes . Very disappointing .

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Product ID: 256288889923018581
Added on 17/12/25, 9:28 am
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