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Funny divorced woman birthday card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
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Funny divorced woman birthday card

Funny divorced woman birthday card

This funny birthday greeting card was designed with a woman who has recently been in a divorce or a break, up in mind. The outside features colourful drawings of a man and a dog, by which the sender promises the birthday woman a "dog" if the now-single recipient is nice. The inside surprisingly identifies the "dog" as a man, with whom the recipient might associate with her ex-husband, or ex-boyfriend. The humourous expression on the card capitalises on the familiar tendency of women to refer to men who are unfaithful, womanising, or just plain messy in romantic relationships as "dogs."

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By Cat S.21 November 2024Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Beautiful card and good quality.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Margaret G.22 July 2024Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
This little card was so nice. I luve across the other side if the world from my grandchildren and it's always lovely to be able to send them a nice card for their birthdays. The picture on the front wS so sharp and true to the original.
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By Sandie W.27 November 2021Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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I love it. I hope my daughter loves it too. It turned out great

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Product ID: 256203637413741617
Added on 5/8/25, 7:07 pm
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