Funny dark humour baby's first steps card

Celebrate a little one’s big milestone with this funny baby’s first steps card, perfect for any farmer’s wife or countryside family. This dark‑humour greeting card features a Pixar‑style 3D baby wearing farm boots, a flat cap, and a tiny waistcoat, drinking milk from a bottle while proudly holding a pitchfork beside Victorian farm machinery. The card includes a fully customisable slogan, currently written in playful Victorian‑style prose congratulating the baby on taking their first steps — and cheekily suggesting the cherub is now ready to muck out the pigs. Ideal for parents who love farming humour, rustic life, or quirky milestone cards, this design makes a memorable keepsake for celebrating a baby’s first steps with a unique, countryside twist.