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Funny Card - Nietzshe Card

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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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Funny Card - Nietzshe Card

Funny Card - Nietzshe Card

Bring a smile to the philosopher in your life with this witty 5x7 greeting card featuring a cartoon of Friedrich Nietzsche and the hilariously mangled quote, "What doesn't kill us makes us crazy... a horse is a horse of course of course....." Part of the "Half Baked Misquotes" series, this clever card combines philosophy, pop culture, and absurd humour, making it a perfect choice for birthdays, teachers, professors, students, book lovers, and anyone who enjoys intelligent comedy. The inside is fully customisable, allowing you to add your own personal message for any occasion. Nietzshe - Half Baked Comics
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Product ID: 256990659415643877
Added on 11/7/26, 10:39 am
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