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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello or I love you; custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait); 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add personal photos and text for no additional upcharge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favourite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Funny Birthday Card – Too Old for This Fire Hazard

Getting older never looked so flammable! This hilarious birthday card features a grumpy cake overwhelmed by way too many candles — and clearly ready to call the fire department. Perfect for anyone with a great sense of humour (and a few more candles each year). 🎉 Great for friends, coworkers, siblings, or anyone who laughs at their own age. 💬 Customise the inside text to add your own personal joke or heartfelt message.
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating344 Total Reviews
304 total 5-star reviews18 total 4-star reviews7 total 3-star reviews4 total 2-star reviews11 total 1-star reviews
344 Reviews
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By Jennifer W.4 April 2026 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Scalloped, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
Truly beautiful’ Thank you.
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By gloria w.21 July 2023 • Verified Purchase
Flat Greeting Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White, Print Quality: Standard
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Very happy with card, very good quality. Photos were clear. Quick to send. Very satisfied with colours and images.
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By Anne M.27 February 2021 • Verified Purchase
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Arrived today and the package was soggy which is strange because Perth hasn't had rain recently and it has rendered the whole thing unusable. 🥺 Otherwise would be 5 stars. Would have been fantastic. See above comments.

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Product ID: 256027746768891300
Added on 19/6/25, 10:01 am
Rating: G