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Funny "Become an archaeologist, destroy the world" Card

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Funny "Become an archaeologist, destroy the world" Card

Funny "Become an archaeologist, destroy the world" Card

Q: "Why did you study archaeology?" A: “Oh, you know, I have always dreamed to find an ancient evil entity sealed away since the dawn of time, unleash it and watch the world burn.” This is a funny original card for an archaeologist or archaeology student / graduate who also happens to have a (slightly concerning) interest in Lovecraft, ancient eldritch abominations, and world destruction. Or just a dark sense of humour and a penchant for black comedy! Of course, there is no way an archaeological career can bring them to actually destroy the world, right? RIGHT? Probably right. But they could still hit you with a shovel, so keep them happy with a great humourous gift!
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By Lee B.4 September 2020 • Verified Purchase
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Card arrived super fast ( paid for express post due to covid but even production was quick) Good quality card paper and print looks nice. Printing of text looks great actual image isn't the clearest but it's only a phone image so it was kind of expected.

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