Funny Aging Quote Tote Bag – Certified Vintage

Forgetfulness never looked so funny. This humourous tote bag features the quote: “Age has its advantages… too bad I can’t remember what they are.” Perfect for milestone birthdays, retirement gifts, or everyday errands, this tote adds a playful touch of self-aware humour to your daily routine. Whether you’re heading to the grocery store, library, or forgetting why you came into the room in the first place — this bag has your back (even if your memory doesn’t). Designed with bold typography, classic banner elements, and clean colour contrast, it’s both eye-catching and easy to read. On the back, you’ll find a small “Certified Vintage – Limited Edition” badge for a fun, stamped finish — like a retro seal of approval. Roomy, durable, and printed edge-to-edge, this tote is ideal for gifting to parents, grandparents, coworkers, or anyone who loves a good laugh about getting older. Part of my Funny Age & Retirement Humour Collection, this bag pairs perfectly with matching mugs, keychains, and t-shirts for a complete (and unforgettable) gift set.