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Flowers Fade, Standards Don't T-Shirt
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Basic T-Shirt
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Flowers Fade, Standards Don't T-Shirt
Outsmart the bouquet trap with deadly beauty.
When Valentine’s arrives with flowers that promise forever and wilt by morning, the high-standard ones choose blooms that bite back. Our Venomous Bloom Bouquet T-Shirt ties that savage elegance in a lavish heart-shaped arrangement: exotic emerald-teal and magenta petals hide serpent fangs and poisonous thorns, brass-ribboned stems drip subtle venom nectar, while dense layered foliage conceals tiny wilted love notes and broken hearts. Every detail sharpens the message—gorgeous, guarded, and gloriously unapologetic.
Curved dramatically in icy teal script with brass thorns: “Flowers Fade, Standards Don't.”
This design empowers singles with sky-high boundaries and anyone tired of settling—perfect for Galentine’s bouquets or everyday floral armor. Search “flowers fade standards don't shirt,” “venomous bouquet graphic tee,” “poison flower valentine apparel,” or “anti dating bloom emblem” and watch it flourish—ornate layers meet fierce sarcasm in vibrant color.
Crafted on plush, breathable tri-blend or cotton that feels like luxury loungewear, pre-shrunk, sized XS–5XL for all, and printed with eco-inks that lock in every metallic gleam and jewel tone with razor-sharp edges. No fuss, no shadows—just pure, hard-edged YMLux magic.
Why you'll love this:
Heart-shaped bouquet of exotic flowers revealing hidden serpent fangs and thorns
Emerald-teal and magenta petals dripping subtle venom for deadly gorgeous vibes
Brass-ribboned stems and dense foliage hiding wilted notes and broken hearts
Icy teal “Flowers Fade, Standards Don't” script—wear your standards proudly
Poisonous beauty that turns classic romance symbols into empowered rebellion
Fade-proof intricate print with sharp hard edges—zero cracking, built for endless seasons
Exclusive YMLux artistry: dense, multi-layered digital emblem with zero drop shadows—pure premium bite
Stocks are wilting fast—snag your venomous bouquet before February 14th. Worldwide shipping, 30-day returns. Stay blooming, stay unbreakable.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By o.25 April 2017 • Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult L
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The Shirt itself is a really nice, high quality material. Its quite thick and the colour is spot on whats in the pictures. The print is 100% what I wanted and the overall product is amazing. I ordered a 2XL which is already pretty big, it came a lot larger than I expected so next time i would order a smaller size, but thats down to me. It came just in time and the staff were super helpful in speeding up the shipping process for me so it would arrive on time. The printing turned out better than i could've imagined. I was very skeptical at first and wasnt sure how it was going to look, but it honestly looks awesome. So happy with it :)
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Anonymous15 December 2024 • Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, Grey, Adult S
Brilliant in every respect. Great material t shirt, photo better than expected, fast delivery. Trustworthy seller. Thank you.
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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Marissa T.4 January 2024 • Verified Purchase
Basic T-Shirt, White, Adult S
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Super easy to order and look so good. Only came 5 days after ordering so super quickly and fits well. Bit baggy but i like my shirts bigger. Really clear looks good
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Product ID: 256267404784422057
Added on 12/12/25, 3:51 pm
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