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Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

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  • 17 pt thickness / 120 lb weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

Don't Break Wind - Universe is Listening

This funny slogan reminds you that even though that fart you just slipped out was supposed to be of the silent but deadly variety there is something that always knows when you pass gas, no matter how discreet you are. The text of the graphic says: ' The Universe is Listening. Don't break wind.' The colours of the words are blue and orange. Our graphic makes a perfect gag gift for anyone who can clear a room out with their stinky farts. Customise the design by adding a name or another special message. The blue or white background colour can also be personalised to one of your choice.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
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By E.15 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.19 February 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Great researching old photos and creating a memorable card for my ex boss. She loves pink by the way! Great quality and images were clear, highly recommended for that personal touch

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Product ID: 137889716998052024
Added on 13/4/12, 6:17 am
Rating: G